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• How come the leper couldn't speak? The cat had his tongue.
• Forgive your enemies - but not until after they are hanged.
• What is the definition of the perfect husband? A guy with a seven inch tongue that can breath through his ears.
  .......
• Nurse: "Why is that old man sticking out his tongue and holding up his middle finger?
  Doc: "He's showing me his sexual organs....
• Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister.
• A man's reach should exceed his grasp.
• Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Tongue Sandwich.
• ACH-TONGUE", said the german cook.
• Kids will be Kids... Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on?
  He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on....