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  An Italian dressed up. Have you heard about the Italian girl who flunked her driver's license test?...
• Did you hear about the Italian porn star turned Italian Parliament politician who offered herself to Saddam Hussein to make peace?
  - She thought she would get Iraq off....
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
• Did you hear about the Polock who thought asphalt was a rectal problem?
• Hear about the Englishman who thought manual labor was the president of Mexico?
• Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell of his breath?
  He holds up his arms ......
• Hear about the girl who had tits on her back? She was ugly to look at, but a whole lot of fun to dance with.
• Okay, here 'tis, boys and girls. After many seconds of intense thought, I have devised the definitive, and in fact the Official List of Silly Newsgroups.
  I would like to thank the many fine folks who contributed significantly to this list....
• The gang was hanging out at the local bar one day when in walked an attractive young lady.
  She goes up to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey....