WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FAT PERSON AND A VIRGIN ???
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ONE IS TRYING TO DIET AND THE OTHER IS DYING TO TRY IT.
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ONE IS TRYING TO DIET AND THE OTHER IS DYING TO TRY IT.
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