Q: What's The Difference Between Michael Jackson And Richard Prior?
Questions and Answers
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Prior?
A: One was burned by coke, the other by Pepsi.
Q: Did you hear that Richard Prior and Michael Jackson are starting a new scholarship for blacks?
A: It's called "The Ignited Negroes College Fund....
Q: What do the L.A. Dodgers have in common with Michael Jackson?
A: They wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason....
386. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . ....
Q: What's the difference between a woman driver and a woman golfer?
A: One hits everything and the other hits nothing....
Q: What's the difference between an anorexic hooker and a counterfeit bill?
A: One's a phoney buck - the other is a bony fuck....
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One's a scum-sucking, bottom-feeding scavenger, and the other's a fish....
Q: What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and the other is a fish....
Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush!...
Q: What's the difference between hookers and roosters?
A: One says "Cock-a-doodle-doo", the other says "Any-cock'll-do"....