So I Hear That The Highway Department Came To The Scene Of The Accident Where 25 Feet Of Skid Marks Led Up To The Skunk.

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So I hear that the highway department came to the scene of the accident
where 25 feet of skid marks led up to the skunk. The highway department
picked up the first victim and gave him a proper burial, taking pains to
notify the family of the tragedy. Of course they had to put clothes pins
on their noses and rubber gloves on before they could remove the lawyer...

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