Once upon a time there was a little sperm. He lived with many thousands of
other litter sperm, but this little sperm was different. He dreamed endlessly
of the glorious day (or night, most likely) when he and his friends would be
released to accomplish their great mission in life. The man they inhabited,
however, practiced coitus interruptus, and at the moment of orgasm, the small
army found itself denied release.
One night, the little sperm told his pals: "Enough of this! The next time he
arrives at the point of orgasm, let's make a concentrated rush."
The big moment arrived, but one of the vanguard yelled: "Back up! Back up!
He's in the asshole!"
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
