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  A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit....
• Q: What is the similarity between hemorrhoids and cowboy hats?
  A: Sooner or later, every asshole has one!...
• What is the similarity between British Telecom and Elton John?
  They have both been fucked by Mercury....
• What's the difference between midget bank robbers and the Radcliffe track team?
  One's a group of cunning runts... What's the difference between a magic show and a porno show?...
• Shit! Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it.
  Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language....
• Well, shit.. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
  You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains....
• How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
• What is the difference between a sack of shit and Saddam Hussein? - The sack.
• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket.