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• Q: What's the difference between hookers and roosters?
  A: One says "Cock-a-doodle-doo", the other says "Any-cock'll-do"....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• This man had his cock cut off in an accident. He ran into his urologist's office and shouted "Doctor!
  Help! You've got to do something!" The Dr. calmly replied "No problem, we'll just transplant one....
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
• What do you get when you mix a Rooster with peanut butter?
  A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!...
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A: A cock that stays up all night.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M? A: A cock that won't melt in your hand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night.
• Do you know what a satisfied lady says? (No answer) I didn't figure you would know.
  Here is another one to ask women. Do you know the difference between oatmeal and intercourse?...