Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After
the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.
The President asked for a whisky and soda, which was brought and placed
before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a
drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a
brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"
The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm
sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."
the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.
The President asked for a whisky and soda, which was brought and placed
before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a
drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a
brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"
The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I'm
sorry, I didn't know there was a choice..."
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