Albert Einstein, who fancied himself as a violinist, was rehearsing a
Haydn string quartet. When he failed for the fourth time to get his
entry in the second movement, the cellist looked up and said, "The
problem with you, Albert, is that you simply can't count."
Haydn string quartet. When he failed for the fourth time to get his
entry in the second movement, the cellist looked up and said, "The
problem with you, Albert, is that you simply can't count."
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- One day St. Peter had to go on some very important business,
so he left a minor saint in charge of the Pearly Gates... - There were these two strings walking down the road when they
came to a bar.
They decided to stop in and have a few drinks. So... - Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is
not yet ready.
"I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. ... - Proof By Intimidation
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So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local...
