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  ..) It's multiple choice, and if you sort this letter (with upper and lower case disjoint, ie on an ASCII machine) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
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  ..). It's multiple choice, and if you sort the letters (with upper and lower case disjoint) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
• A Russian man loses his pet parrot. He looks everywhere, all around the neighbourhood, in the park, everywhere.
  He just can't find the parrot. Finally, he goes around to the local KGB office, and tells the desk officer his problem....
• From migod@csri.toronto.edu Wed Dec 14 05:30:07 1988 Flag
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