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• Friendship is a rainbow between two people.
• At The Office... Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".
  Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was your fault....
• You know you live in San Francisco when... Your co-worker tells you that they have 8 body piercings but none of them happen to be visible.
  ... When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak....
• Signs You're From New York ** You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
  ** You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....