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• We hack, crack, and pirate all sorts of Public Domain software.
• Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
• I used to work in a bank,but then I lost interest. I used to be a lumberjack,but then I got the axe.
  I used to be a carpenter,but then I got bored. I used to be a tennis instructor,but it wasn't my racket....
• No Luck Finding The Right Career.... I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned.
  Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate....
• Our friend, Ed, the Texas A&M Aggie, got up one morning real early to go ice-fishing.
  He gathered up his tackle, hammer and chisel and headed to a new lake he'd heard about....
• Twas the night before Y2K 'Twas the night before Y2K, and all through the nation We awaited "The Bug", The Millennium sensation.
  The chips were replaced in computers with care, In hopes that ol' Bugsy wouldn't stop there....
• MY RESUME... My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned .
  .. couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax....
• JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
  A: Selling arms to Iran. Q: What were they playing on the radio when the police entered Dahmer's apartment?...