Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!
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- Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I like your legs,
And what's in between... - Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic and so am I... - Roses red; violets blue; I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I... - Wasn't yesterday your and your wife's first wedding anniversary?
What is it like having being married to a mathematician... - Roses are red and violets
are too... - why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red )
the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes... - The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain... - U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths,
divide ur legs and we can multiply... - Roses are red,
And ready for plucking,
She's fifteen,
And ready for ... High school...
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- How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her,
love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support... - If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together... - Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex,
speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face -... - Jesus loves you..
everyone else thinks you're an asshole... - When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to .
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