Roses Are Red, Pickles Are Green, I Like Your Legs, And What's In Between.
Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I like your legs,
And what's in between.
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like ur legs and all that's between!
Wasn't yesterday your and your wife's first wedding anniversary?
What is it like having being married to a mathematician for a whole year?...
why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
Roses red; violets blue; I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
A Floral Apology... A man stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife.
As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on his bouquet, another man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses....
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes -------------------------------------- 1.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?...
Roses are red and violets are too expensive
Proctologist: "Do you know I just pulled a dozen roses out of your rectum?
Gay patient: "Is that so? What's the card say?...