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  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder....
• Q:" How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, assholes never see the light anyway....
• Q: How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None; assholes never see the light anyway....
• Q:" How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
• Q:" How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Five - One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....