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• How many Yorkshiremen does it take to do the washing up? None, it's women's work!
• How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. A Real Woman would have lots of Real Men around to change it....
• Q:" How many "Real Women" does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, "Real Woman" would have plenty of real men around to do it....
• Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it....
• How many real women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it....
• Q: How many "Real Women" does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. A "Real Woman" would have plenty of "Real Men" around to do it....
• How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....
• Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark....