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• Home is where the mortgage is.
• Home is where the computer is plugged in.
• On this farm there used to be a cat and a rooster, but the rooster and the cat didn't get along very well.
  The cat was nosey about where the rooster went everyday, but the rooster wouldn't tell him anything at all and this made the cat mad....
• The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.
• A Happy Home is a place where each spouse entertains the possibility that the other may be right though neither believes it.
• A Modern home is a place where a switch controls everything but the kids, and it has gadgets to do everything except make the payments.
• Bill the Cat _ __/| \'o.O' =(___)= U ; ' ' '
• Never try to outstubborn a cat.