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  No help. That's 14,999,967 years AFTER our mortgage will be paid....
• From a list of statistics in the September issue of Glamour Magazine.
  .. 1. Most marriages occur in June. The least number of marriages occur in January....
• Home is where the mortgage is.
• CyberSpace Forever!
• There were lots of "Kemp '88" signs in the GOP convention hall.
  At least we've got four years of warning....
• Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever...
• Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is foreve
• Ignorance is temporary; Stupid is forever.
• Diamonds are forever, Money is not.