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• CHURCH NOTICES This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the north and south ends of the church.
  The children will be baptized at both ends. Tuesday, at 7...
• Well, here it is Sunday evening again and you've probably all read, reread, and pretty well exhausted the info in your Church bulletin by now .
  .. Real exciting stuff, eh? Yeah, ours generally is too....
• Church Bulletin Bloopers ... ** The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
  Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ** Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10....
• Church Bulletin Bloopers 1. "Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.
  Proceeds will be used to cripple children." 2. "Ushers will eat latecomers....
• CHURCH BLOOPERS: Wednesday at 7:30 there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
  All wishing to become Little Mothers, please meet with the minister in his study....
• Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
  All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study....
• Once upon a time, the vicar was walking in the vicarage garden when he came to a lily pond.
  There was a little green frog sitting by the pond....
• A Change Of Vows... During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
  "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows....
• THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the first day of Christmas, my kitten ruined for me.
  ....... A batch of my special hand-print cookies....