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• From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  werner@rascal.ics.utexas.edu.UUCP (Werner Uhrig) Subjec...
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke Dear Friends and relitives, This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote.
  Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....
• Little Puppies One day while Bill Clinton was doing his morning jogging he noticed a little boy standing outside the white house gates.
  As curiosity got him, Bill jogged over to the gates to see what the little boy was doing....
• Blame it on the computer -- lost homework! MODERN TIMES
  When you were a kid, did you ever tell the teacher ``My dog ate my homework?...
• I came up with this idea for a different kind of version of Fleetwood's Don't Stop, I thought it was fitting since Clinton and Gore played this song at their election party.
  > "Don't Stop" (real lyrics have "> >" before them) > > (original words by Christine McVie of Fleetwood Mac) > > If you wake up and don't want to smile, > If it takes just a little while, > Open your eyes and look at the day, > You'll see things in a different way....
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• YOUR NEW OFFICIAL TAX FORM 1. Enter your social security numbe
  ___-__-____ 2. How much money did you make last year?...
• Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
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