Let's See If We've Got This: The GOP Right Is In The Center Of What's Left Of What The Moderates Thought Was Right Before Many Of Them Left Because The Center Moved Too Far Right.

Let's See If We've Got This: The GOP Right Is In The Center Of What's Left Of What The Moderates Thought Was Right Before Many Of Them Left Because The Center Moved Too Far Right.

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Let's see if we've got this: The GOP right is in the center of what's left of
what the moderates thought was right before many of them left because the center
moved too far right. Right?

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