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• Another tip for voters as the election approaches: Don't vote for any candidate who, when he came to your door to campaign, set off your burglar alarm.
• Florida Kicked Out of the U.S. WASHINGTON D.C. - Following an emergency meeting Tuesday morning, Congress unanimously voted to excise Florida from the United States of America.
  The move was a reaction to the confusion and irregularities in the state's voting numbers that have totally disrupted the 2000 Presidential election....
• Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke Dear Friends and relitives, This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote.
  Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....
• SEX AND POLITICS IN THE HOUSE OF NEPTUNE >From troubled waters tropical, there comes a twice-told tale of Candidate who sealed his fate by hoisting leeward sail.
  The Monkey Business, U.S.S., embarked for southern sea with Presidential hopeful and the ghost of Kopechne....
• Only In America A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
  We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
  From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
• Security for the GOP convention was reported to be tight.
  That's awful. We hope they sobered up before anything serious happened....
• We had a primary here a few weeks ago. Herbert Connolly, a candidate for reelection to the Governor's Council (a largely ceremonial body dating from the 1600s) lost by one vote, to Robert B.
  ("No relation") Kennedy, 14,716 to 14,715. Now it turns out that Connolly was so busy campainging that he neglected to go and vote for himself....