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• Maybe Fritz Mondale, under increasing pressure to pick a woman running mate, could satisfy everyone by naming Lee Hart.
• Gary Hart won 28 primaries or caucuses, compared with 24 for Fritz Mondale, it turned out.
  It reinforces our belief that the Democrats should nominate Uncommitted....
• Tip O'Neill says Fritz Mondale's running mate will be either Gary Hart or a woman.
  That narrows it down to just over half the population....
• Analysts think a Mondale-Hart ticket is possible. Makes sense.
  It'd give Mr. Mondale confidence that Mr. Hart would never be heard from again....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• I fart to make you smell better." What do you call a blond with a dollar on top of her head?
  All You Can Eat for under a buck! How many Male Chauvanist Pigs does it take to change a light bulb?...
• Gerry Ferraro is proving a more exciting campaigner than Fritz Mondale.
  To have avoided that, Mr. Mondale would have had to run with, uh, Mr. Mondale....
• What did Gary Hart say to Donna Rice the day after the election?
  "I said LICK THE ERECTION, not WRECK THE ELECTION !!...
• Promises are cheap," Gary Hart said in his convention speech.
  And it was good to find out SOMETHING is....