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• How can Geraldine Ferraro help balance the ticket? Why, we bet Fritz Mondale outweighs her by 80 pounds.
• The Ferraro-Mondale ticket has the Reagan-Bush team beat 5-3, though so far we're talking only about syllables.
• Now that Jesse Jackson has endorsed Mr. Mondale, can we expect a press conference to announce that Gerry Ferraro has decided to do the same?
• If nothing else, a Mondale-Ferraro ticket will outsyllable a Reagan-Bush ticket by two.
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• The only good news in the polls so far for the Ferraro-Mondale ticket is it seems to be runni~ng reasonably well against Undecided.
• Some experts say that to win Mr. Mondale needs a huge voter turnout of nearly 100 million people.
  Maybe if he wore just one glove and promised to break dance at the inaugural ball......
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• Our friend Orly says he figures Mr. Mondale put Ms.
  Ferraro on the ticket just to help him skirt more issues....