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• Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke Dear Friends and relitives, This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote.
  Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....
• This is an exciting choice," Fritz Mondale says of Gerry Ferraro.
  Well, relatively. More exciting than Lloyd Bentsen, but less than Dolly Parton....
• Gerry Ferraro says she wants to debate George Bush.
  It'll give both a chance to get an edge in wordwise....
• American history is about doors being opened," says Gerry Ferraro.
  And sometimes about finding skeletons in the closets behind them....
• Gerry Ferraro says she and Fritz Mondale will prove the experts wrong. Not much of a challenge.
• There are no doors we cannot unlock," says Gerry Ferraro.
  What will this administration do? Hire car thieves?...
• Gerry Ferraro says she considers herself a fiscal conservative.
  Similarly, Ronald Reagan once considered himself an actor....
• American women come in all colors," says Gerry Ferraro.
  So does their hair, including some shades not found in nature....
• Gerry Ferraro says we don't need government on our backs "but on every citizen's side.
  These metaphors are getting under foot....