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  2,233 for Ronald Reagan, 0 for Harold Stassen....
• Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke Dear Friends and relitives, This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote.
  Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
  ..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• Mr. Reagan says he can't understand why interest rates are so high.
  Well, an old editor of ours always said that when we couldn't understand something we should look for the part money plays in it....
• From the World's Best Aussie Jokes] Max Brown, a young father-to-be, was waiting anxiously outside the maternity ward where his wife was producing their first baby.
  As he paced the floor, a nurse popped her head round the door....
• Imagine for a moment if the computer revolution had occoured a decade or so sooner.
  With all the power and chaos of the 60's, it's not to hard to go further and pretend that Computer Nerds Could Have Controlled Network Programming....