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• Q: Did you hear that half of Poland moved to Italy? A: They raised the I.Q. of both countries!
• Q: Did you hear that the NFL is going to use green footballs next year?
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• Q: Did you hear about the Polish carpool? A: They all meet at work.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish parachute? A: It opens on impact.
• Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: Great food, no atmosphere.
• Q: Did you hear about the toy store in Harlem? A: It's called "Toys'B'Us.
• Q: Did you hear about the happy Roman? A: He was gladiator.