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• Q: What is the biggest ant? A: An Elepha
• What did the elephant say when he saw the native warrior running naked through the jungle?
  "How the hell does he eat with that thing?...
• Q: What does an elephant use for a vibrator? A: An epileptic.
• Q: What do you give a seasick elephant? A: Lots of room.
• Q: What's the black stuff between an Elephant's toes? A: Slow natives.
• Q: What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinocerus? A: Elephino.
• Q: What are the two greatest lies? A: "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
• Q: Why do elephants have red balls? A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
  Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A: Girraffes eating cherries....
• Q. Why to lawyers wear neckties? A. To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.