Q: What do you call Miss Piggy's douche?
A: "Hog wash!"
A: "Hog wash!"
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Hog wash... - Q: Why does Miss Piggy uses honey and vinegar douche?
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Well, the blondes finally got their act together and got back at the
brunettes.
Here's their revenge: Q. What do you call going on... - Q: What do you call an Iraqi with 1500 girlfriends?
A: A shepherd... - Q: What do you call this? (Stick out tongue)
A:
A lesbian with a hard... - Q: What do you call a female clone?
A:
A clunt... - Q: What do you call a shipment of vibrators?
A:
"Toys for twats"... - Q: What do you call a hooker's kids?
A:
Brothel sprouts...
From the same category:
- Q: What is COYOTE UGLY?
A: When you wake up with your arms around someone sooooooooo ugly,
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A:
They come with A.I.D.S. and a death certificate... - Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
A: Walk him and pitch to the giraffe... - Q: When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
A:
When he eats his first Brownie... - Q: Why can't you circumcise Libyans?
A:
Because there's no end to those pricks...
