The Blonde's Revenge Well, The Blondes Finally Got Their Act Together And Got Back At The Brunettes.

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The Blonde's Revenge
Well, the blondes finally got their act together and got back at the
Here's their revenge:
Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.
Q. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A. So brunettes can remember them.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet?"
Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage