"Q:" How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None of your goddam business!
"A:" Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
"A:" 201 - one to put it in and 200 to watch it happen without trying to stop it.
"A:" None of your goddam business!
"A:" Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
"A:" 201 - one to put it in and 200 to watch it happen without trying to stop it.
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A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.... - Light Bulb Jokes
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