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• Q: Did you hear that Christie McAuliffe changed her subject?
  A: She used to teach math, but now she's history....
• Q: Did you hear what happened to the blonde tap-dancer? A: She fell into the sink.
• 393 Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!
• Q: Did you hear about the girl with tits on her back?
  A: She wasn't much to look at but she was great to slow dance with....
• Carpenter's Joke Did you hear about the house that the two lesbians built?
  Not a single stud was used. It was all tounge and groove....
• Kids will be Kids... Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on?
  He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on....
• Q: Did you hear about the girl who gave up bowling for sex?
  A: The balls were lighter and she didn't have to change her shoes!...
• Did you hear about the polish lesbian? She liked men ..