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• Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot.
• Q: What's brown and has holes in it? A: Swiss shit.
• Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A german shepard.
• Q: What is the difference between a shithead and a brown-noser? A: Depth perception.
• Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman Pincher.
• Q: What's the name of Mexico's telephone company? A: "Taco Bell.
• Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker? A: The No-bell Prize.
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
• Q: How many Northwest pilots does it take to fly a DC-9?
  >A: Two, and a fifth Hmm. Sounds like an offshoot of Exxon tanker jokes to me....