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• Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog....
• What's the difference between a dead rattlesnake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
  There are no skid-marks in front of the lawyer....
• What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  Skid marks in front of the skunk!...
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a cold-blooded snake with a guilty conscience?
  The conscience....
• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
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• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
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  *A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?...
• How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road?
  With the coyote, you usually see skid marks....
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