Programmer Bulb Jokes

Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four hundred and seventy two....
Q: How many WordPerfect support technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine....
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problem....
Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. Two holding the ladder, and one to screw the bulb into the faucet....
Q: How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem and has assigned you request service number39,712....
Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You're still thinking procedurally....
Q: How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light bulb works fine on the system in my office......
Q: How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the light bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 pm, and pay an extra $...
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard....