- Q: How long does it take a DEC repairman to change a light bulb?
A: It depends on how many burnt out light bulbs he brought with him.... - Q: How many Newton users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Foux! there to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.... - Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to work the light bulb, and seven to make sure Microsoft gets US$...
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