Pickup Lines - Use At Your Own Risk
Pickup Lines - Use at Your Own Risk
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle(TM)
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
See this pin? I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do bleed sunshine.
Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
I have big feet.
You have the ass of a great artist.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.