- Let's make like a fabric
softener and... - Excuse me, do you have any raisins?
How about a date... - See this pin?
I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do... - Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable,
and have a very interesting DNA structure... - Can I take your picture?
(Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I... - I have
big feet... - You have the ass of a great
artist... - You're ugly but you
intrigue me... - I've had quite a bit to drink,
and you're beginning to look pretty good... - You know how it feels when you have to go pee
really bad?...
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