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  Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher's guts, And I forgot my spoon!...
• Sorry to change the subject a little, but this priceless little anecdote occurred while I was working for a hardware store while in college.
  I'm standing behind the counter, wearing my little scratchy polyester uniform shirt, and this big huge guy walks up to me carrying two rolls of shelf paper and says "Is this going to be enough to cover my shelves?...
• Q: What do you call Ethiopians with big feet? A: Golf clubs.
• There I was, upside down at 10,000 fee
• The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.
  "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill." ==...
• Little Mike came in from school one day, and asked "Mom, if big people can have little people, and big cats can have little cats, why can't big trains have little train"?
  His mom replies "I don't know son, why don't you ask you're dad when he gets home"....
• If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulder of giants.
  -- Isaac Newton If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders....
• Soon to have my feet in the sand, and gators at my heels!
• Why does a duck have flat feet? To stamp out fire in the woods.
  Why does an elephant have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks....