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At a straight rodeo, they yell "Ride that sucker....
Who hided my 'puter in that stable of magazines???
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He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
While in grad school, I was an "assistant" in a lab which contained two pdp-11/23's running UNIX System 3.
Much of my education came from jokes played on me by my more knowledgeable friends....
lt;Phone Rings> Noisy pick-up of phone Uh...<wisperingly> Hello?
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