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• Two men were at a poker game that had run late; 3:00 AM to be exact Man1
  You know what I hate about these games? When I go home....
• A friend of mine told me this one. Two men were at a poker game that had run late
  3:00 AM to be exact Man1: You know what I hate about these games?...
• You smell wet. Let's Party. Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
  Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel.
  Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?...
• Can You Give Me A Push? A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
  He rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past three in the morning....