Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
- You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
- Two men were at a poker game that had run late; 3:00 AM to be exact
You know what I hate about these games? When I go home....
- A friend of mine told me this one.
Two men were at a poker game that had run late
3:00 AM to be exact Man1: You know what I hate about these games?...
- You smell wet. Let's Party.
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?...
- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
- Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?...
- Can You Give Me A Push?
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past three in the morning....