You Smell Wet. Let's Party. Pardon Me Miss, But I Help Noticing That You Have Cum In Your Hair.

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You smell wet. Let's Party.

Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Would you like to dance, or should I go fuck myself again?

Hey baby, let's go make some babies.

At the office copy machine:
Reproducing eh? Can I help?

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?