May I Have The Last Dance? You've Just Had It.

Related:

• Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances.
  At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film....
• THE LAST WISH Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker.
  The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants....
• A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• SPOKE NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PACE Sometimes, when I’m scouting up ahead for The March, I discover more than I wanted to know.
  My job: to burden you with this information, so we all come away from The March with a surplus of wit & wisdom....
• You smell wet. Let's Party. Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
  Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?...
• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
• I Won!!! I just wanted everyone to know that I have initiated a class action lawsuit against the State of California.
  I wanted you to hear it from me before you read about it in the LA Times....
• A Bit of Halloween Caution! A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
  She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone....