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• Signs It's The Holidays In New York City 10. People say, "Merry Christmas!
  Before giving you the finger. 9. Instead of yellow tape, cops close off murder scenes with festive holly....
• Letter Of Recommendation The Problem Having to write letters of recommendation for people with very dubious qualifications can cause serious legal troubles in a time when laws have eroded the confidentiality of business letters.
  In most states, job applicants have the right to read the letters of recommendations and can even file suit against the writer if the contents are negative....
• A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending.
  He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a pretty good day....