- Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!... - Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.... - Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"I didn't hear anything in med school about small, hissing reptilian creatures crawling through the patient's stomach.... - Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.... - Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop... - Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkne... - Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!... - Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?... - Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie... - Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table: "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

