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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!...
Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature....
Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"I didn't hear anything in med school about small, hissing reptilian creatures crawling through the patient's stomach....
Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy....
Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop...
Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkne...
Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!...
Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?...
Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie...
Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table: "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

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