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• Classic Taglines Classic Taglines: 1- Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
  2- I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!...
• These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
  TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
• Great sayings One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.
  POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on....
• Bumper Stickers Sighted Throughout the World "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot....
• In view of the large number of recent postings of college practical jokes, I'll 'fess up that some friends and I were the instigators of many a prank while undergraduates in college.
  The following are some of the better pranks: 1....
• A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
• Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
  Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....