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• Listen carefully, I'm lying!
• Witty Words of Wisdom: Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
  Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them....
• Propose to the victim a co-ordination test, and tell him that it has been taken by the brightest people around you (quote some scores!
  ). You sit in front of the victim and put your palms about twelve inches apart....
• George Washington and The Cherry Tree... George? Yes, father?
  George, I have a very serious question to ask you and I want you to promise you'll answer truthfully....
• If you say nothing no one can make you repeat i
• You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit.
  If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind....
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  ** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...