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• Alzheimer's advantage #25: New friends every day
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• Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob?
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• Japanese Hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
• This is your brains on eggs... Any questions?