Related:

• Q: Why is it good to have Alzheimer's Disease? A: You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
• Q: Why do Easter Bunnies hide their eggs? A: They don't want anyone to know they've been fucking chickens.
• Alzheimer's advantage #34: You can hide your own Easter egg
• Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why.
  ..." Be creative....
• Q:" How many I.U. students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" You ever wonder why it's so dark in Bloomington?...
• Ever wonder where baby oil comes from???
• A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
  The bear turns to the rabbit and asks conversationally...
• Q: Why were the screams coming from the kitchen ? A: The cook was beating the eggs.
• How many Indiana University students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) You ever wonder why it's so dark in Bloomington?...