If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
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I was just 13 when my mommy caught me
French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said... - Smile, things could get worse.
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** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service
until long after hypothermia has set in.
** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very... - I feel before the joke I should mention a few things.
First, I am a Christian. Second, I feel that It is... - If The Airlines Sold Paint
Customer (CU): Hi, how much is your paint?
Clerk (CL): Well, sir, that all depends. CU: Depends... - WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
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"I'm going fishing."
Really means.
"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and... - 125 Things Never To Say During Sex
1)is it in?
2)that's it?
3)you've got to be kidding me. 4)(phone rings) hello...
